A Clean Joke!

While on safari in cannibal country, a traveler came across a cafe in a clearing in the jungle.  The sign out front advertised:

• Fried Missionary     $5.00
• Boiled Hunter          $4.50
• Grilled Safari Guide   $5.00
• Stuffed Politician      $15.00

When the traveler asked why so much for the politician, the chef replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"


Best wishes
Jen